Things you tell your English teacher but not your husband

4 Dec

*Teaching idioms, including “bump into (someone)”.*

Me: “Who in the world would you most like to bump into?”

Student (a middle aged Japanese woman): “My high school lover.”

Me: “Oh.. really. When was the last time you saw him?”

Student: “At my high school reunion.”

Me: “When was that?”

Student: “Ohhh last year. (sigh)”

One Response to “Things you tell your English teacher but not your husband”

  1. Steven Myers December 4, 2012 at 10:45 pm #

    divorce should be legal.
    oh, it already is.
    what a great world.

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